rabioheab:

my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak out

They would burn you at the stake

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  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?
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burningthesouffles:

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

i give you air from my lungs

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